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The Heroes in a Half Shell have surfaced to hear your questions--bribe them with a few slices of pizza and you might get an answer!

Feel free to direct your thoughts and inquiries towards any of their friends or foes as well, you never know who you'll run into in this city!

Mikey, stop breathing in my ear, it’s annoying. 

…Mikey?  ~Donatello

Maybe it’s not so much ‘bout the strawberries, but who gives ‘em to ya…  ~Raph




Oh, what fun it is…

raphie the red-nosed reindeer

had some very shiny sais

and if he ever stabbed you

he would laugh until you died (like a maniac!)

all of the other turtles

used to laugh and call him names

they never let poor raphie

go on any killing sprees

then one foggy christmas eve

splinter came to say

raphie with your anger issue

i will teach you jujitsu

then how the turtles feared him

as they shouted out in dread

raphie the red-nosed rendeer

please don’t hit us on our heads!

((I had to reblog this, it’s too perfect!  You rock, dude! xD))

Oh, what fun it is…

During class…

((In reaction to the reactions to this reaction…))

((In reaction to today’s episode…))

Okay, Raph, you can stop pretending to be me… Raphael!! ~Donatello







Is it really only Wednesday..?

((I thought I’d post this here as well, since it’s been a few days since my last post >3> I’m so excited for this Saturday! +3+))

Obviously comedy ain’t under a Kunoichi’s belt ‘a tricks… ~Raph